STUMPA LUMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
STUMPA LUMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN BEER
LOOKING AT WOMEN THAT OTHER MEN FEAR
WHY IS MY BEER GETTING TERRIBLY FLAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
STUMPA LUMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT SOBER YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE STUMPA LUMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO

Stump around! Stump around! Stump up! Stump up! and get down!

Everybody Stump Now!--C&C Music Factory

"Stump me baby one more time"- Brittany Spears

"Whose bed has your stump been under?"- Shania Twain

Where the Stump's have no name--U2